3.24.2009

MAN IN SQUID! MAN IN SQUID! MAN IN SQUID!

This is offered entirely without context. Deal with it, America.

The first rule of Giant Squid Club is: you do not talk about Giant Squid Club.

Dude, "chinamen" is not the preferred nomenclature. Giant squids, please.

I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of giant squid.

Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself. Maybe giant squid.

In space, no one can hear you scream at a giant squid.

Why So Serious? (Oh right, giant squid.)

All our yesterdays will light fools the way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Life is but a giant squid, a poor player who struts & frets...

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched giant squids glitter in the dark, like tears in rain.

Quisnam vigilo giant squid. (Who watches the giant squid)

There's a lot of fine looking women in the world. They won't all make you giant squids.

Death, as it does to all men, comes to Charles Foster Kane. With giant squids.

Even the smallest of us can change the course of the giant squid.

"I'm pregnant." "With... emotion?" "With a giant squid."

Luke, search your feelings, you know this to be true. Join with me, and we can rule the universe as father and giant squid!

Show me the giant squids! SHOW ME THE GIANT SQUIDS!

And you will KNOW my name is the LORD, when I lay my vengeance and giant squids upon thee!

We have to go... BACK TO THE FUTURE! (Also, there are giant squids.)

We've all been raised by television to believe we'll be millionaires & movie gods & rock stars & giant squids... but we won't.

Nothing ever ends, Adrian. Until giant squids come along.

Bill, it's your giant squ*BANG*

A boy's best friend is his giant squid.

You never go full giant squid.

And so the lion fell in love with the giant squid.

I DRINK YOUR GIANT SQUID! I DRINK IT UP!

I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubble gum. And giant squids.

His name was Robert Paulson. Also, he was a giant squid.

I know kung fu. And a giant squid.

Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Deny thy father and refuse thy name and I'll no longer be a giant squid!

Your giant squids will blot out the sun? Then we will fight in the shade!

I just love it when a plan comes together. With giant squids.

You have my sword. And you have my bow. And MY giant squid!

But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain, an athlete, and a basket case, a princess and a giant squid.

Mr. Brown, Mr. White, Mr. Blonde, Mr. Blue, Mr. Orange, and Mr. Giant Squid.

Well, nobody's perfect. Especially giant squids!

This is my blessing. This is my curse. This is my giant squid.

I hate the way you look at me, I hate the way you stare, I hate your giant squid, and the way you brush your hair.

Say "hello" to my little friend...A GIANT SQUID!

She realized that when he said "As you wish," he was really saying "I love giant squids."

Never underestimate the power of the giant squid

Frankly Scarlett, I don't give a damn...about giant squids.

I have always depended on the kindness of giant squids.

My name is Squid. Giant Squid.

Nobody puts Giant Squid in a corner!

There's no giant squids in baseball!

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some farva beans and a nice giant squid.

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her giant squid.

You had me at giant squids.

We're going to need a bigger giant squid.

Gondor has not giant squids. Gondor needs no giant squids.

Ray, when someone asks you if you are a giant squid, you say YES.

Fear not, sweet lady! I will not molest you. I am but a humble giant squid, and you? You are to far above me!

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his giant squid. (Or a giant squid gets its wings?)

Well, in Whoville they say that the Grinch's giant squid grew three sizes that day

Someday we'll find it. The lovers, the giant squid, and me.

Some cultures are defined by their relationship to giant squid.

I'm a very important man, you know. I have a giant squid.

Well, fuck me gently with a giant squid, Veronica. (My life is one. big. dark. giant. squid?)

I admit i should feel some sense of obligation from the honor of your proposal, but giant squid.

When you think about it giant squid is actually all around...

Wow J.P., that is a great outfit. How much do giant squids cost in The Matrix?

Klaatu... Barata... Giant squid.

Obi-Wan never told you about giant squid.

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